All Time Record

2025 Schedule W 1 Advanced Darkness W 8 Philabusters W 2 at Hotlanta Hood Rats W 9 at DEM Ruff Riders W 3 Bovine Udder Confusions W 10 Stripling Warriors W 4 at Cowboys W 11 Acey Birds W 5 at Economists W 12 Chamos W 6 Jokers W 13 at Sobe Lizards W 7 Bye Week W 14 Bye Week Roster (to submit line-ups click here) POS. Player Names Bye QB  Geno Smith  5 QB  Jared Goff  8 QB  Joe Flacco  10 RB  Shaun Tucker ($2.00) traded to Betty's  9 RB  Tony Pollard  10 RB  Bhayshul Tuten  8 RB  Isaac Guerendo  14 RB  Terrell Jennings ($2.00)  14 RB  Jaylen Warren  5 RB  Kendre Miller ($2.00) dropped  11 WR  Xavier Worthy  10 WR  Jakobi Myers  8 WR  Romeo Doubs  5 WR  Tez Johnson ($4.00)  9 WR  Olamide Zaccheaus  5 WR  Parker Washington ($2.00) traded to Belching Betty's  8 WR/TE  Travis Kelce  10 WR/TE  Kyle Pitts  5 WR/TE  Darren Waller  12 WR/TE  Luke Musgrave ($6.00) traded to Belching Betty's  5 K  Jake Bates  8 DEF  L.A. Rams  8 DEF  Tampa Bay  9 COVID  RB Kenneth Gainwell ($7.00) 5 $$$$ 15   OWNER: D.H. OCCUPATION: The Man LOVES: His Wife LIKES: HFFL Season DISLIKES: ? COACH: Charles Montgomery Burns YEARS EXP: 19 yrs. ACCOMPS: Mid season take over. Super Bowl Champs 2022 Conference / Division Champs 2022 2021 2018 2017 2012 2006