All Time Record

2026 Schedule W 1 Bovine Udder Confusions W 8 Cowboys W 2 Economists W 9 at Hotlanta Hood Rats W 3 at Jokers W 10 Sobe Lizards W 4 Advanced Darkness W 11 Stripling Warriors W 5 at Acey Birds W 12 at Philabusters W 6 Chamos W 13 at DEM Ruff Riders W 7 Bye Week W 14 Bye Week Roster (to submit line-ups click here) POS. Player Names Bye QB  Patrick Mahomes  5 QB  Daniel Jones  13 QB  -  - RB  Jaylen Warren  9 RB  Jordan Mason 6 RB  Keaton Mitchell  7 RB   Isaiah Pacheco  6 RB  Seth McGowen  13 WR  Michael Wilson  14 WR  Emeka Egbuka  10 WR  Chris Olave  8 WR  Parker Washington  7 WR  Cyrus Allen  5 WR/TE  Keenan Allen  13 WR/TE  Harold Fannin Jr.  11 K  Harrison Butker  5 K  Eddie Pineiro  8 DEF  Philadelphia 10 DEF  - - COVID  - - $$$$ 40   OWNER: D.H. OCCUPATION: The Man LOVES: His Wife LIKES: HFFL Season DISLIKES: ? COACH: D.M.C. YEARS EXP: 12 yrs. LIKES: Grandpa DISLIKES: OU losing * Team name Cow Surfers 1999 2012 1999